The never ending scourge of spam

We all have to deal with spam unfortunately, and it seems to be getting worse and worse every year.

At Spiffy Stores, we’ve been testing some new spam scanning and detection software, and one of the features it offers is the ability to define an email address which can be used as a spam honeypot. In other words, if someone sends anything to that email address, then it is automatically known to be spam because the address is not used for anything else and should never be used for legitimate email. So, if I mention this email address here, then maybe some bot will pick it up and add it to a spam list. I hope so, because it will help us to scan and detect new spam much more quickly. So, spammers, you scum of the earth. Please send your missives to where we’re eagerly awaiting for your messages in our inbox.